Ladies and Gentlemen, I present your monthly media morsel for May (June 16th you say? I know not what you mean). This is the first installment of our biopic series. Each video will enable you to get to know a member of the band or an equally important member of "the crew" in ways you never thought possible.

In this biopic, we bring you Rock n' Roll Christmas Store. In addition to shattering Pants Pants Pants show attendance records, and constantly letting us sucker her into working our merch table, Rock n' Roll lends her voice on Squeeze It, and has led countless Human Machines dance parties. Needless to say, she is an invaluable member of Team Pants. This biopic should make clear why she was the obvious choice as dance party leader: