What have we learned?

Unicorns do actually poop marshmallows, but they smell real bad.

The kindness of strangers is vastly under-rated.

The meaning of life is weed and meditation. Jahdop Do!

When words fail you, try these: "Represent" "Bring the Crew" "It's like that" "Turn it Up" " Yo yo c'mon" "Jah" "Like this" and "Ding"

Ask and ye shall receive.

Say yes to awesome.

There is a limit to the amount of jerky you can eat. Uni's feet are swollen.

1 + 1 = 3

Emerald Country Smoked Meats is the champion of all jerky.

If you think about killing someone, especially someone smaller than you, think of Smiley, the empathetic spider.

Small towns rock harder than big cities.

Do not lean on your own intellect.

Olympia is filled with zombies.

We're all about value.

Neon pants attract attention, but break easily.

Don't eat the fudge.

Drink tickets work for bribing new fans.

There are many excuses for slow shows, including "school's out", "there's a blues festival", "people go away for the weekend" "there's a hardcore show across the street" "they didn't write Weezer cover band on the flyer" "I don't get out that far"

It's hard to eat healthy, stay clean, exercise, and sleep on tour. Uni has expressed interest in bringing baby wipes next time.

The size of the audience and the amount of money you take in is not what makes for a good show. It's how loud people are singing "Dancin in the Dark".