A few months ago, Lauren Lauren married one of our groupies, The Aristocrat. The wedding and reception were beautiful, and unbelievably fun. The requisite open bar offered the guests a veritable cornucopia of beverage options. However, as we are known to do, we lamented the lack of meat drinks on the menu, and on earth in general. We are, if nothing else, ungrateful sonsofbitches.

Luckily our cries were heard by Low Red Land drummer and bartender extraordinaire Mark Devito. He was not going to stand back and let us leave the wedding with even the slightest tinge of disappointment. So he concocted what I think we can immediately deem the most delicious and beautiful meat drink the world has ever seen:

THE STEAKTINI!

The Steaktini consists of vodka, steak, and a dash of pepper shaken over ice, strained, and served with a steak garnish. I'm pretty sure someone tasted it, although the author is ashamed to report that he did not.

Sadly, I'm not sure this photo made it into the wedding album. For some reason the focus of the evening seemed to be elsewhere!

Also, and I'd say this is a feat unto itself, this is quite possibly the grossest photo ever to grace the pages of Feats of Meat.