After the obligatory stops at Wal Mart for the very nice yet very returnable digital video camera from Wal Mart, and MTO stop at Sheetz, we finally departed for Baltimore. Upon arriving at Jonny's brother Dan's dorm room at Towson State University, the subsequent quarters game made it quite obvious that the evening would not be complete without a show. This was, in fact, a rock tour. The venue was selected - the dorm lounge right outside of Dan's room. We figured that it being 11pm in a dorm lounge on a Sunday night and the show being completely unannounced was the perfect recipe for a successful show. After unloading and setting up, we determined that this was in fact an incredible idea. The show began at approximately 11:30, to a sparse yet quite supportive audience of 4 or 5. The second song of the set was highlighted by a guest appearance by "Bookie" the R.A. who came in with such questions as "What is this?" and "Can you turn that off?" Suprisingly right on cue, her second question was immediately followed by the drums kicking in and us getting much louder. It was called to our attention that the police were on their way, and that we should "keep rocking." After the second song, we decided that it had been a successful show and we should call it a night. After all, Towson was ill prepared for the rocking it had received and it would take days for them to recover from what they had just experienced. In the midst of packing up, we were greeted by two friendly Towson police officers. We denied our allegiance or ties to anyone at the school, being the noble souls that we are. This resulted in mass confusion and semi lecturing by the police officers. One police officer was heard to exclaim "What's wrong with you people?" as Oliver chugged a beer he had been asked to throw away and then set it on the counter. The police were astounded and could not comprehend the rock show that had just gone down and that we did not use proper trash receptacles. They seemed to be compatting this confusion by being quite hostile and calling us "kids." Notable only because the police appeared to be around 2 or 3 years older than us. By this time, our crowd had grown to a whopping 15 to 20 people, with more stragglers in the hallways surrounding the former rock scene. We received more help packing up than I've ever seen, and after that was complete we returned to the scene of the rocking to retrieve our identification cards that the police had borrowed. In a fairly surreal scene, we stood around a table as the police wrote us "FIR's" for our rocking misdeads while a crowd of on lookers watched in horror. After collecting our ID's and FIR's we attempted to "hang back" as the police left, but to no avail. We were told to leave the property immediately and not to return ever. If we were seen, we would be "taken with them." Being the quick thinker of the group, Oliver was able to convince them to let us return if we applied and were accepted to the university. So we hopped in the van and drove to the edge of the property and called Dan. We needed him to show us where the bar was. This was, in fact, a rock tour. Upon collecting Dan we headed off to some bar that was ridiculously crowded for a Sunday and having a mustache meant you were a drug dealer. After the bar closed we were able to return to Towson under the radar and sleep quite uncomfortably.

Shows Played:1
CD's Sold: 0
Universities banned from for life:1
Money Made: INSERT:CONTENT:END.00